I enjoy riding mt bikes too and occasionally read one of the good forums but never post. Here is a nice line used by one of the posters: "During the day I let my wife use my workshop as a kitchen." Guy was curing custom carbon fiber fenders in his wife's oven!!
Mars Attacks!
68 Planetary/Lunar Lander (very sadly, sold with Gamma death-ray to the Italians)
78 400 MC5 also sadly sold
79 space rock shox bike
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/80fj40/marsattacks.jpg)